Archive for January, 2003

The fun you can’t have in a bathtub with a plastic bag over your cast.

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003

And now, since I'm a game show geek (probably 30-40% of my total viewing) and have little else that I want to do right now, a lighthearted and glibly academic analysis of my favorite Game Show Network original show, Friend Or Foe. Look: you could put a still picture of former ...

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Have I earned this ice-cold bottle of Michelob Ultra? Yes.

Tuesday, January 14th, 2003

Today the vice-principal threw our sixth grade class a pizza party for reading the most books in all of Pine Ridge Middle School. It was that, or the director of operations threw our call center team a pizza party for having the best average handle time in all of the ...

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I still need to think of some sort of excuse for when the recruiter calls back.

Saturday, January 4th, 2003

Progressive rock mastermind Alan Parsons also wrote, "Where do we go from here now that all of the children are growing up? And how do we spend our lives if there's no one to lend us a hand?" I almost joined the Navy today. It seemed like a good idea at ...

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