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Archive for April, 2003

Oh, how will the story of Motivation #23 work out?

Friday, April 25th, 2003

Dan Goldstein told me that he admires a man brave enough to admit that he uses a stripper as an ersatz girlfriend. Ersatz my ass, pal! (First of all, it's Terminology Time: she's not a stripper, she's a go-go dancer. There aren't any strip clubs in Norfolk, on account of local ...

For no reason, untitled.

Sunday, April 20th, 2003

1. Girls who have pretty eyes should be at all times required to wear clothes that accentuate their eye color. 2. I travelled three hours on Friday to debut a two-man show with Ross White for five people in a shortform theater in Raleigh. I've done a lot of shows that ...

Letters; I write letters; I write really prickish letters.

Monday, April 14th, 2003

I went to DC over the weekend to see my best friend from college Chris Sabis, since he was in a play, and I knew I'd be able to tear it to shreds. That's some concise exposition, eh? This is the e-mail I wrote to our mailing list describing the ...

It also explains why I usually feel better before a show.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2003

Once again, I'm very very slightly ahead of the curve. This time, though, I was the one who plagarized -- the author of this article was my economics professor for three semesters in college, and I cribbed this concept from his lecture in my freshman seminar. I remain firm in my ...

This is the April Fool’s entry.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2003

The stretch of US 58 between South Hill and Emporia in Virginia is very conducive to introspective analysis. The speed limit is 55 mph, like every other highway in the state, but the terrain is a bit on the rolling and twisting side, which requires sharp reflexes to navigate at ...