That’s my little brother!
November 28th, 2003 | by Scott Jennings |Scott: You want to come with me to Chapel Hill this weekend?
Jeff: Ummm… let me think about that… no.
Scott: Fine, be a dick.
Jeff: Do you know any hot girls in Chapel Hill?
Scott: Several.
Jeff: Any slutty hot girls?
Scott: (sigh) If you come with me this weekend, you will not get laid.
Jeff: Well, with an offer like that, how can I refuse?
Scott: You’re a man-whore.
Jeff: If you could bang as many hot chicks as I do, you would do it.
Scott: No I wouldn’t. I just can’t imagine it would be very fulfilling.
Jeff: (thinks) You’re right, it’s really not. All I want is a girlfriend, someone who will hold me and tell me everything’s all right. But until then, I’m going to bang hot chicks.
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