Archive for February, 2004
Thursday, February 19th, 2004
Here's the basic problem with those new high-tech self checkout machines that are gaining ubiquity in our nation's grocery stores and supercenters: everyone in the world is a complete fucktard.
Now, I hate to have to come down so hard on everyone in the world like that, but let's just be ...
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
I'm only starting to realize how very very far behind I am as far as buying stuff goes, so for my own benefit, I've set up a wish list on Amazon to track the things I want to purchase and consume. You may look at it for your own amusement ...
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Friday, February 13th, 2004
When this comes out as being a hoax, then I'll retract and apologize. But until then, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake causes an anthrax scare is the funniest thing I'll hear all week.
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
Kicked In The Junk is the sublimely brilliant Web-photojournal of the adventures of a man who kicks another man in the junk, written and produced by my boys Ross White and Corey Brown.
In the latest episode, I guest star as the evil mercenary who gets his comeuppance. Notice how I ...
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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
Ok, eventually this will be funny.
I signed the lease on my new apartment in Chapel Hill today. Woooooo! So, to celebrate, I thought it would be fun to move the bulk of my stuff out of the O'Bryan Ranch in Pittsboro, by way of the Pete O'Bryan Green Urban Machine. ...
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Saturday, February 7th, 2004
Sometimes I come to read my own blog, and get horribly disappointed when there's nothing new here. And then I remember that it's my responsibility to add things, and I'm a remarkably lazy bastard. Jen O'Bryan and I were talking about the responsibility involved in maintaining a blog, especially if ...
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004
I have so much else I want to write, but my mind is completely useless right now; my eyes are heavy, I finished the last of my twelve pounds of coffee somewhere around 3pm, and these lights are sort of washing everything away. Pete and I are in some library ...
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