I don’t even know what a snickerdoodle is.

March 18th, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |

You know how ads for low carb foods are everywhere? Are you wondering what kind of idiot they’re marketing to?

In the past two days, I’ve purchased low carb white bread mix, sourdough bread mix, cranberry-orange bread mix, pancake mix, ketchup, barbecue sauce, spaghetti sauce, alfredo sauce, snickerdoodle cookie mix, and milkshakes. If it says “low carb” on it, I’ve probably considered it and plan to purchase it soon.

Hi. I’m a low carb idiot. But my pants fit again.

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