I heart insanely long domain names.

April 27th, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |

Am I tickled by www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com because I love the word “douchebag” and all its derivatives and variants? Or is it because I’ve actually heard myself say, “given the right circumstances, I could see myself voting for John Kerry”?

I know, I know, I’m a card-carrying principled capital-L Libertarian who enjoys looking down his nose at the two wings of the Republicratic Party. But seriously, c’mon: I really really hate the President. And if North Carolina somehow becomes a battleground state, then I just might vote for Kerry. Hell, the Democrats can’t be much worse than the Junta that’s grown government as fast as any other time in history, and thrown in that whole gay marriage thing to show their whimsy.

So I might vote for the douchebag.

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