jennings rampage

Twitter

• @katespencer Freeze and then thaw the bananas for extra win. 15 hours ago
• @dinov Congratulations! 19 hours ago
• @nrose That used to be true, but I think I'm just getting old. 22 hours ago
• @thenickfaber I knew you'd call me out on the double hoodies. 23 hours ago
• I bought myself a proper winter coat, because I'm dressing like a grown-up, and I was tired of pretending I wasn't cold all the time. 2008/12/03
• @billhenderson Way to follow me, a-hole. 2008/12/03
• I win at lunch. 2008/12/03
• @billhenderson Witch hazel? How much of an old man are you? 2008/12/03
• I'll admit it, I'm not especially thrilled about heading to the office today. 2008/12/03
• @laurenfrohne http://pl8wtch.tumblr.com/ 2008/12/02
• @urbanfort Pintos all the way. The secret is to spin half of them in a blender, to give the chili a little thickness boost. 2008/12/02
• Chili will be cooking in the Crock Pot brand slow cooker overnight. Too bad they haven't invented the scratch & sniff tweet. 2008/12/02
• Best part of FreshDirect: my groceries literally have my name on them. Anyone want to argue about whose sliced pepperoni this is? 2008/12/02
• Who cares if it's cliche? The beatings will continue until morale improves. 2008/12/02
• I haven't been to the gym in so long that it feels like I'm planning a little mini-vacation there this evening. 2008/12/02