Archive for June, 2004

The XFL just never got the credit it deserved.

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

You've surely read much "I'm horrified by the lack of journalistic integrity" reaction to Fahrenheit 9/11 in several hoity-toity expensive liberal magazines, which has vaguely annoyed me. Matt Taibbi manages to sum up why: ...I'm enraged by the numerous attempts at verbose, pseudoliterary, "nuanced" criticism of Moore this week by the ...

Neeeeeeeeeeerd.

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004

So, Katy's in Canada for a few days visiting her Canadian relatives, leaving me to my old vices in the evening: watching poker on television and fiddling with the CSS on my blog. Hey, notice the cool-looking underline on the links? That's how I spend my time when I'm tired and ...

An informational chart, comments.

Tuesday, June 29th, 2004

Movies I've Cried At (This Year): MovieReason I Cried SpellboundIdentified with protagonists, stressed that cat was missing Harold And MaudeBittersweet ending, choked back tears to appear "strong but sensitive" to girlfriend Fahrenheit 9/11Intense hatred for President, seething anger at his actions and inactions, failure to defend New York, sending brother to fight unjust war The ...

I shake my fist at you, Spielberg!

Thursday, June 24th, 2004

Katy and I saw The Terminal tonight. A pretty good film, a little hamfisted and contrived in spots, but Tom Hanks' performance was downright Chaplinesque in his physical expressiveness — surprising, and a joy to watch. And any project that keeps Kumar Pallana working will have my support. I did have ...

More evil results!

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004

I just received an e-mail from Katy with these ads next to it: I can't even begin to possibly try to explain. I mean, it's not like our pet names for each other have anything at all to do with lab animals. Seriously.

Experiment… of evil!

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004

So, the other day I was playing around with my shiny new totally gloatable Gmail account, trading messages with Katy, when I couldn't help but notice that the "oh my heavens the world is going to end" automatic ad-placer set this next to the message: Amusing. It inspired me to ask ...

No. You’re not.

Monday, June 21st, 2004

I finally got the GMail hookup from... Steve Shim? Wow, blast from the fucking past. Thanks, man. I was afraid I was never going to get the sneak-peek style slide into the New Hip Thing, I was afraid I was going to have to limp into it with the likes of ...

Hold the VapoRub.

Wednesday, June 16th, 2004

Cold remedies attempted: Zinc supplements Vitamin C Echinacea Grapefruit seed extract Chicken soup Garlic Aleve Cold & Sinus NyQuil Tender love and care from my Katy A cold in June? Ridiculous.

I know you read me, Ben Moser.

Monday, June 14th, 2004

At long last, Nikita Koloff goes on the record on how Ronald Reagan got over: "I've seen a lot of old clips of President Reagan this week," adds Nikita. "And I see why he got over: When he was in front of a microphone, he made his point. He really was ...

Perfection, in QuickTime format.

Monday, June 14th, 2004

Do you feel a sustained urgent need to fuel your own sense of cultural superiority? Well then, God bless Erik Martin for pointing us towards the remix of the videos for Usher's "Yeah" and Falco's "Der Kommissar." The German version of the latter, natch. Watch this... and feel better than other ...