I hate you, Ross White.
September 8th, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |Seriously, Ross White, I hate you. You’re a twit, and I hate you.
You know why I hate you? You know my weaknesses, and you exploit them. True, you’re insightful enough to see I’m an evil genius, yet you choose to take small spots to undermine me rather than join forces in some manner. You think you can defeat me, Ross White, of Durham, NC? You think you’re not listed in the phone book, or you can’t be followed, or I don’t already know exactly where you live with your lovely fiancé and two adorable cats? Because you’d be wrong. Extremely wrong!
What did you have to gain by sending me a spoiler about the fate of reigning Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings? You knew I’d click on it. You knew I’d stare at the black-text-on-black-background, and you knew I’d highlight that text to make it legible. You knew I couldn’t resist. I watch Jeopardy! every damn night, yet I couldn’t resist.
I hate you, Ross White.
Related: I also hate myself.
