God, I hate U2.
November 22nd, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |My caffeine-withdrawl headache went away sometime on Saturday, but that doesn’t mean I can stand by while my otherwise-intelligent friends from New York spend their day fellating U2, on the heels of their performance on SNL over the weekend and their current masturbation session on the back of a flatbed truck through Midtown en route to a Brooklyn waterfront concert.
It inspired me to go digging for an article on Slate from a couple years back — yes, here it is. Still true. I fucking hate U2.
