Thanksgiving plans are not affected.

November 16th, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |

This evening after work, I curled up on my couch and watched Super Size Me.

After the film, I swore off the McDonald’s a block away from my office, swore off caffeine for good measure, and went to my grocery store and bought celery and cauliflower and cucumbers. So if you encounter me and I’m a crankypants, it’s because I’m weaning myself from McDonald’s and caffeine, and the whole detoxification thing is going to suck.

God damn. I’m so impressionable.

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