You got it, I’ll deep fry it.
November 15th, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |I am now the proud owner of this device:

This is going to be the best Thanksgiving EVER! Fuck the pussies at Underwriters Laboratories!
I also bought some firelogs and some fire-tending tools, rearranged my living room, and relaxed tonight with a movie in front of my wood stove. I had a great weekend with my great friends, and I’m feeling pretty good about stuff, you know? Can’t complain.
