Definitely. Excellent driver.
December 22nd, 2004 | by Scott Jennings |Have you seen this marvelous product? If I had it this morning, I’d have had a hard time deciding which card to use, but I think I’d have settled on:
Allow me to offer some tips on driving on the same road as me: when I’m doing 10 over the speed limit on a two lane road, I’m sorry, but that’s the speed we’re doing. If you decide to push on my bumper, then I’ll coast right down to the speed limit, or maybe a mile or two under. You know why? I’m an asshole, and I’m in no hurry to get anywhere, certainly not work. And if you decide to pass me illegally, I’ll be more than happy to find my accelerator and get right up on your ass for the rest of your trip. I’m a better driver than you are, I have great brakes, I can tail much closer than you thought possible. I promise. I don’t road rage often, but that bullshit will hit my shiny red button every fucking time — make the active choice to be an asshole, and I will instantly match, magnitude and degree.
And so, ugly bitch yapping on a cellphone in a filthy Camry, that’s what happened this morning. Learn your lesson: no one wants to give a bitch what she wants. Drive better next time.
