Archive for January, 2005
Monday, January 31st, 2005
Trying to access this high-quality insightful and well-written blog from an undisclosed area school? Tough.
Courtesy of my dear Corey Brown.
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Friday, January 28th, 2005
You know me, whatever I just saw is either "one of the five best things ever committed to human history" or "the worst goddamned thing I've ever been forced to sit through."
And so, I'm left wondering why I'm only just now seeing The Office. Seriously, this is one of the ...
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Monday, January 24th, 2005
Well? Would you?
I'll come pick you up and take you for a quick ride. It's very clean and comfortable. I think you'll be impressed.
Not now, though. Right now, I'm exhausted. And usurped. Exhausted and usurped.
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Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
Ever had one of those days where life just kept pissing on your forehead? Yes, that's the metaphor I'm going with.
The heat in my duplex has been really terrible the past few days, so I finally got around to telling my landlady about it, and the technician came by this ...
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Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
OMFG IT'S SNOWING
HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
QUICK GET IN TEH CAR AND GET ON TEH ROAD
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE
OMFG IT'S SNOWING
JESUS CHRIST CLOSE TEH DAMN SCHOOLS
HURRY UP AND BUY ALL TEH DAMN FIRELOGS
I'M GOING TO LOCK MYSELF AWAY AND WATCH PTI
OMFG IT'S SNOWING
I'LL STOP OFF AT TEH HOME ...
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Sunday, January 16th, 2005
One year ago today, I wrote:
I'm going to purchase a bed, I'm going to hang things on walls, I'm going to settle in and act like I'm living some place, instead of living like a serial killer.
0 for 3!
Happy One Year Living In Chapel Hill, Scott!
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Saturday, January 15th, 2005
Today is Sports Day! Happy Sports Day!
ACC Basketball! Carolina will blow out Wake Forest!
NFL Football! The Steelers will destroy the Jets! The Falcons will crush the Rams!
Saturday! Sports! Yelling at televisions! Happy Sports Day!
Update: I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you, ...
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
I don't know if I'm telling tales out of school here, but the way we handle credit in this country is seriously fucked.
Look, I don't care if I can't "sign and drive," I don't care if I don't get the 0.0% APR, I don't care if I can't reap all ...
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Monday, January 10th, 2005
Great Moments in Scott Tries Out For Game Shows History:
When I was twelve, maybe, I tried out for a game show on Nickelodeon. What was the name? Make The Grade, maybe? Anypoop, I failed the tryout when I sat down at the end of the round even though Simon didn't ...
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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
I'm really looking forward to the end of the semester break and the reunification of the team I'm directing. We've been treading water at an awkward time in the new team's development — just as we begin to hit our stride, half the team has the audacity to go visit ...
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