Archive for March, 2005
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
My boy Will Hines (posse status granted) is among the masterminds behind "Fun Squad," the most delightful thing ever committed to Quicktime. Terry Jinn works miracles as an editor, and does an excellent job of creating a tight piece that clearly transcends its parts. Bravo, gentlemen.
Try not to get the ...
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Friday, March 25th, 2005
I agree with the Ultimate Warrior. I think.
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Thursday, March 24th, 2005
Dear Asshat,
Your headlight(s) is/are misaligned. They're shining directly into my eye, causing a serious traffic hazard. It's fortunate that I'm a superior driver with excellent vision, otherwise your headlight issue could lead to an accident.
You may not be aware of this, but headlights function best when they're aimed down, towards ...
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
Go read this and this and this. I'll be here waiting, thanking my lucky stars that I have the Rude Pundit to rant for me when it hurts just a little too much.
I guess I didn't realize how lucky I was to be able to make decisions for my mother ...
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Sunday, March 20th, 2005
This is pure misery.
My bracket was completely fucked slightly ahead of schedule, when my prognosticated national champion Kansas was bounced by a bunch of chumps from rural Pennsylvania or something.
Why Kansas? Well, I love college basketball, but I love irony slightly more.
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Friday, March 18th, 2005
Oh, and as UNC gets ready to lace 'em up and take down Oakland, let's take a moment to remind our friend Roy Williams that we don't need a repeat of the sorry performance in the ACC tournament. Coffee is for closers, Roy.
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Friday, March 18th, 2005
I can't believe there was a point in my life when I didn't fill out an NCAA bracket and fully immerse myself in the whole March Madness deal. Seriously. I used to be way too cool for college basketball (well, D1 basketball, at least — my alma mater plays tonight ...
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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
I just finished serving as a juror in moot court at Duke's law school as a favor to my old friend and former Jeopardy! champion Tom McCudden. It was far more fun than it should have been.
It was a murder trial, which is always excellent theater, and better still, both ...
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Monday, March 7th, 2005
On Friday, blah blah blah blah blah, I bought some new shoes!!! It's a miracle! I can't stop talking about how wonderful these shoes are! Sure, they're the most expensive shoes I've ever owned, but they are so completely worth it. I feel like I'm walking on a cloud. Katy ...
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Friday, March 4th, 2005
Valued coworker Kevin O'Donovan recently penned a very provocative analysis and critique of the one Wang Chung song you know with the eponymous lyric.
One of his commenters tries to glibly dismiss this seminal and groundbreaking examination of 1980s culture, but Kevin is right to hold his ground — once the ...
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