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Archive for May, 2005

Bono: Irish flag-burning cocksucker.

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

I know I've gone on the record as hating U2, but this is seriously the single greatest prank I've ever seen. Make sure you watch the video. Beautiful job, Charlie, Ptolemy, Chris, Terry, and Dan. Congratulations.

Because I don’t watch nearly enough television.

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

It's time for me to start watching West Wing. Does anyone own Season 1 on DVD? I'd be happy to loan-swap for Arrested Development Season 1, The Office (complete series), or my beloved Mr. Bean box set. Drop me a line. I don't want to Netflix it, I don't want ...

Huge weekend!

Monday, May 30th, 2005

Happy Memorial Day, y'all. Gotta say, pretty glad it's over. Saturday was the big big DSI fundraiser, and yes, it was incredible. I was completely occupied with the silent auction, which I claimed as MINE MINE MINE very early on in the planning process, and with good reason: I'm a complete ...

Star Wars marathon: liveblogging

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

2:49pm: about twenty minutes in. Got a late start today on account of slow going cleaning up after the fundraiser. I considered postponing for another day, but I was talked into a 2:30 start (and a 5am finish). I'm already beginning to regret it — Scott Jennings, meet Jar Jar ...

Happy Memorial Day.

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

In a "town hall meeting" on Tuesday in Greece, NY, President Bush spoke on his Social Security crisis, and neatly summarized the state of political discourse in this country. See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to ...

Short list.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

So... busy. So... busy. No. Time. To blog. Or omit... excessive. Punctuation. All my spare cycles are being diverted to the DSI theater-building fundraiser coming up this Saturday. You're going to be there, right? I sure hope so. And if you can't be there, you're going to click and donate a ...

Soon, I will know what a ‘light-saber’ does.

Friday, May 20th, 2005

I'm pleased to announce the SCOTT JENNINGS STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION (name courtesy Ben Moser), scheduled for Sunday, May 29th, at my lovely apartment in beautiful Chapel Hill, NC. Here is the proposed schedule: 11am: Episode I 1:15pm: Episode II 3:45pm: pile into cars and go see Episode III in the ...

Another ‘cha-ching’ sound not for me.

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

I just dropped about $120 on another year of web hosting and domain registration for this site and the little lady's, so now I feel extremely obligated to fucking use it. It's money well spent, my website is my favorite toy and practically my only nerdly expense (my wallet is ...

Spangenberg!

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

Am I the only one completely psyched/primed/pumped about the Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions? That doesn't seem quite right, but I guess I'll have to accept it. I mean, we do realize that over 150 former Jeopardy! five-time/tournament champions are competing for two spots in a three day playoff with ...

Stephanie demands your immediate attention.

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

Stephanie can see you. She knows what you're doing. She judges harshly.