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June 24th, 2005 | by Scott Jennings |As part of Operation Get Someone To Want To Live With Me, I spent yesterday evening drenched in sweat, shampooing the holy living fuck out of my two sofas.
After a year and a half of sweaty asses and cats, they needed it — wow, did they need it. They hadn’t been cleaned at all since we rescued them from Furniture Follies, and Lord knows what was living in them when we bought them. So I went down to my local food store and rented me the Rug Doctor since I was fairly sure I was steaming mad at dirt. Forty-five minutes and several bruised knuckles later, I was up and running with a professional upholstery cleaner. Excelsior!
I’m fairly pleased with the results. Little Black looks fantasic, Big Blue looks pretty good. The olfactory improvement is immediately noticeable — the whole joint is definitely less stale. If you’re coming tonight for Katy’s birthday party, feel free to comment.
Comment quickly, because I can’t keep the cats off for much longer.
