Archive for January, 2006
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
I've only just now recieved your message.
All I could possibly ask is that you be as obnoxious an American as possible. Like, you know, giant American flag, airhorns, cowboy hat on top of a New York Giants helmet, the new Angus steak pizza from Domino's, a seat cushion with the ...
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Thursday, January 26th, 2006
With all due love and adoration to the greatest girlfriend in recorded history, I'm very much looking forward to US Women's Olympic Curling Rink, who I've nicknamed "Hottietown." I only get to see curling once every four years in this God-forsaken country, but at least this time God has blessed ...
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Thursday, January 19th, 2006
The back is feeling much better — I'm not exactly doing somersaults, but I'm walking without too much stiffness.
Corey Brown got me seriously hooked on Battlestar Galactica. I've inhaled the miniseries, the first season, and the first seven episodes of the second season since Sunday, at great peril to my ...
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Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
I don't remember too much of it — I took an awkward step in the bathroom on Monday morning, hobbled back to my bed, suffered all day, and when I couldn't make it back to the bathroom at 6pm, my roommate called an ambulance for me. Morphine, Percocet, an unnamed ...
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Friday, January 6th, 2006
Here is a list of everything I rented from Netflix in 2005, in reverse chronological order:
Melinda and Melinda
Murderball
Almost Famous
Judgment at Nuremberg
Manhattan
Scent of a Woman
Showgirls
Fargo
Kinsey
Capturing the Friedmans
Coupling: Season 4
Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Fawlty Towers: The Complete Set: Vol. 3 (3-Disc Series)
Fawlty Towers: The Complete Set: Vol. 2 (3-Disc ...
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Friday, January 6th, 2006
My visit from the Movie Fairy
Dear Movie Fairy,
I found this in my DVD collection about a week ago when I was looking for my copy of Super Troopers. So if you were wondering how long it would take, there you go.
I promise I'll get to it soon. I've been busy. ...
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Friday, January 6th, 2006
I hope I'm not offending anyone, but this is such a great blonde joke, I couldn't resist.
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Thursday, January 5th, 2006
Inspired by any number of reality TV shows that I'd never admit to watching, I've set up a weight loss tournament with five of my closest overweight friends. The concept is simple: everyone puts down $100, we all weigh in, and on May 20th, the participant who has lost the ...
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