A woman just looks better with a broom in her hand.
January 26th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |With all due love and adoration to the greatest girlfriend in recorded history, I’m very much looking forward to US Women’s Olympic Curling Rink, who I’ve nicknamed “Hottietown.” I only get to see curling once every four years in this God-forsaken country, but at least this time God has blessed America with HOT CURLING SISTERS.
I better stock up on hot water bottles and blankets, baby, ’cause I feel a full-fledged case of OLYMPIC FEVER on the horizon! Beautiful gold! So-so silver! Shameful, shameful bronze! Bring it on!
