Archive for February, 2006

Sneezing!

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

This shouldn't be surprising, but the busier I get, the less I blog. Or, to put it in terms that I would understand: So here's a quick List Format: I'm the new Artistic Director of the DSI Comedy Theater. It's the part I was born to play, baby, but it's going to ...

Tell me how to feel about myself.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

You know I don't do blog memes, but this was far too navel-gazey to pass up. Click on this one to list my positive traits. Click on this one to list my negative traits. I only ask the following: please use your real name (I promise not to give a shit), please only ...

I really should have my own AAA membership, though.

Monday, February 13th, 2006

I'm very proud of myself. On Friday after work, I took long walk to the parking lot, only to find a flat tire. Oh noes! Well, I should have known it was coming — my two front tires failed state inspection a couple weeks ago, and it wasn't even close, these ...

HARD! HARD! CLEAN, CLEAN!

Monday, February 13th, 2006

If you know the results of the USA-Norway women's curling match from this morning, for God's sake, don't tell me. I have it taped.

Passive-aggressive blogging.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

"They" read my blog. How 'bout that! I wonder how effective this will be if I expand it to other areas of my life.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Wednesday, February 8th, 2006

"They" have moved this floor's microwave into my office, directly behind my desk. This is horrible news; I am not pleased. My fate is sealed: the endless odor of beefaroni and popcorn. I intend to protest obnoxiously every single day until the offending appliance is relocated.