Ding! Ding! Ding!
February 8th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |“They” have moved this floor’s microwave into my office, directly behind my desk.
This is horrible news; I am not pleased. My fate is sealed: the endless odor of beefaroni and popcorn. I intend to protest obnoxiously every single day until the offending appliance is relocated.
