Ding! Ding! Ding!

February 8th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |

“They” have moved this floor’s microwave into my office, directly behind my desk.

This is horrible news; I am not pleased. My fate is sealed: the endless odor of beefaroni and popcorn. I intend to protest obnoxiously every single day until the offending appliance is relocated.

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