There was to be voting, but I decided against it.

June 22nd, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |

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There she is, kids. I drove my Dodge Stratus to that beautiful cityscape and snapped that picture, that’s how pleased I am.

I’ve already decided on her name, and I have Lauren to thank for the inspiration.

And so, here is the Hall Of Car Names:

  • Jeff’s 2000 Mitsubishi Galant: The Purpulator
  • 1994 Nissan Sentra: The J-Rampage
  • 1992 Ford Thunderbird: That Goddamned Car
  • 1998 Ford Contour: My Freshly-Washed Ford Contour
  • 2006 Dodge Stratus: I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

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