Archive for July, 2006

One slice at a time.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Look, when you get to be my age (30, if you round up), you start to know what you're looking for from life. And if you're like me, it's the simple things that you have to have the way you have to have them — I don't suffer bad movies, ...

Janel Moloney, call me.

Friday, July 21st, 2006

I just finished season 7 of The West Wing today. Inhaled the entire series in about six weeks. Incredible stuff. And now I don't know what to do with myself. Seriously. I just flipped on CNN, and neither Martin Sheen nor Jimmy Smits are anywhere to be found. I guess it was all ...

Improv Christmas is cancelled.

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

But if we're being honest, there are some holiday seasons that you just don't want to spend with the family to begin with. New York, you're perfect in my mind. Let's not ruin that.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

How many oceans are there in the world? Four? Atlantic, Pacific, Arctic, Indian? Wrong, you fucking idiot. You stupid piece of shit. You barely-functioning member of polite society, you limp-dicked, know-nothing, drug-addled, functionally illiterate stupid piece of shit. There are five oceans, as of 2000, when the Southern Ocean was recognized and ...