Jesus Fucking Christ.
July 5th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |How many oceans are there in the world? Four? Atlantic, Pacific, Arctic, Indian?
Wrong, you fucking idiot. You stupid piece of shit. You barely-functioning member of polite society, you limp-dicked, know-nothing, drug-addled, functionally illiterate stupid piece of shit.
There are five oceans, as of 2000, when the Southern Ocean was recognized and named. I did not know that either.
You’d think that the designation of a whole new fucking ocean would come with some fanfare, and I wouldn’t be left to find out about it six whole years later by dicking around on Wikipedia, but here we are.
Happy I could share.
