Archive for August, 2006

I’ll help you learn to drive.

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Here's a Free Tip: If your car's model name evokes the image of something powerful but slow-moving, say, for example, Expedition, Armada, Navigator, Pathfinder, Land Cruiser, Range Rover, Trail Blazer, Envoy, or Mountaineer, then kindly get your finger out of your ass and get the fuck out of the left lane ...

It’s my birthday.

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Today is the 27th Annual Scott Jennings Day, and, as always, you should celebrate as your family's tradition would dictate. Me, I'm drunk at 4:30am after usurping Dave Siegel's going-away party. I'm going to sleep for a little while, then go see Snakes on a Plane for the third time with ...

No need for nervousness, it’s just a little turbulence.

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

I know I'm way behind on my deliverables, but I've been BUSY. No real need to re-live the past, let's peek at the future: Tonight: Snakes on a Plane! Snakes on a Plane! Holy shit, there's Snakes on a Plane! Tomorrow: Community Bike at Harold Night Saturday: Roadtrip to Lexington as my quest ...

A brief essay.

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

My Stupid and Crazy Weekend by Scott Jennings, age 26 A few weeks ago, I was totally bumming because it was looking like it wouldn't be prudent for me to take the vacation time that I had planned (one day) to visit New York for the Del Close Marathon. And while I ...