I’ll help you learn to drive.
August 28th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |Here’s a Free Tip:
If your car’s model name evokes the image of something powerful but slow-moving, say, for example, Expedition, Armada, Navigator, Pathfinder, Land Cruiser, Range Rover, Trail Blazer, Envoy, or Mountaineer, then kindly get your finger out of your ass and get the fuck out of the left lane of the eight lane highway. And if you have something haphazardly bungeed to the roof of your living room on wheels, seriously, move the fuck over.
I have no idea what my car’s model name is meant to evoke, but I’ll hop right up on your trailer hitch and let you tow me if you can’t drive properly.
And I thank you.
