That’s a total of $224.75 in found money.
October 6th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |I just found out that my employer will let me submit an expense report for Internet access, since I do a lot of overtime and on-call stuff from home. Free cash!
So I hop over to the Time Warner website to print off some old bills, since I’m going to be claiming the last five months. I found this staring back at me from my July bill:
Hey — I had been single for like ten whole days at that point, I was slack on my BitTorrent, I don’t normally pay money for porn. But I wasn’t about to give up a cool $44.95 in free cash, so I did the only sensible thing: I showed the receipt to all my male coworkers, had a good laugh, took a Sharpie to it, ran it through the photocopier, and submitted it to my female director.
Is it worth $44.95 to have your director and some bean-counter downstairs assume you watch whatever their imagination wants you to watch? Absolutely. Free cash.
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