Archive for November, 2006
Wednesday, November 29th, 2006
Oh, holy shit, I'm totally a middle-aged woman now.
I was in the break room at 10am making a packet of organic apple cinnamon oatmeal from the good folks at Nature's Path, when I noticed that for the third consecutive day, some asswrangler had set two pies out on the table ...
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Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
Foreground: I drink beer directly from a pitcher as though it were a glass, although a pitcher seems to be an appropriately-sized glass for a man as formidable as me.
Background: other people
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Sunday, November 26th, 2006
There's an old school authentic taqueria that parks across from the Harris Teeter on Greensboro St in Carrboro. Here's a public service announcement: get your ass over there and do it up. I recommend the barbacoa and the pastor — they're served on fresh corn tortillas with chopped onions and ...
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Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
Welcome, Scott Jennings fans.
This is a very exciting day for you — everyone reading this instantly has one more Scott Jennings to enjoy. That's something to be thankful for.
Now, if this Scott Jennings was your first exposure to Scott Jennings, then you have a finely-tuned sense of youthful Gen-Y ironic ...
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Thursday, November 16th, 2006
I'm having a hard enough time being Scott Jennings, especially since every so often I get an email from some d-bag asking if I'm King of the Dorks. His Majesty and I been going back and forth on the subject of who's the #1 Scott Jennings on the Internet (he ...
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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
By this time next week, I will have written at least seven short (2-5 minute) screenplays.
More later.
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Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
There's a whole lot I love about living in Chatham County. I'll list some of them right now:
Total seclusion and quiet and lack of sprawl
Embarassingly low property taxes
The do-gooder Orange County transplants who work hard to keep #1 without changing #2
But voting sure was a pain in my ass. My ...
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Monday, November 6th, 2006
Mexican breakfast, Italian breakfast, I'm going to order the fat guy breakfast. If the grape jelly is other cars, and we're the strawberry jelly, and I start bleeding. He can sleep wherever he is - I'm going to give him a little thrill. Wake up to gay talk. Listen to ...
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Thursday, November 2nd, 2006
A coworker and I have been making a habit of heading up to our building's gym during the day to continue work on our respective guts. (Further evidence I'm turning into an old man: used to be I could lose weight when I wanted to just by not eating so ...
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