jennings rampage

A very very very very important blog entry.

Welcome, Scott Jennings fans.

This is a very exciting day for you — everyone reading this instantly has one more Scott Jennings to enjoy. That’s something to be thankful for.

Now, if this Scott Jennings was your first exposure to Scott Jennings, then you have a finely-tuned sense of youthful Gen-Y ironic detachment, and won’t get ruffled over being told to take a moment from your Thanksgiving in the name of Scott Jennings, whichsoever one you hold most dear. And since many of the King of the Dork’s readers/commenters may not realize it’s hip to say what you’re not thinking, allow me to take this moment:

I, Scott Jennings, the #2 Scott Jennings on the Internet, do pledge my loyalty and fealty to Scott Jennings, King of the Dorks, the #1 Scott Jennings on the Internet. I recognize Scott Jennings as the standard-bearer and vanguard of the Scott Jennings worldwide community, and will support his strong, dorky, and probably hauntingly musky leadership. Wherever Scott Jennings takes us, I will follow as his lieutenant, and should Scott Jennings falter and stumble, I will be there to catch him in my strong Scott Jennings arms. Life is too short and the battle too long for Scott Jennings infighting, so let it be known that Scott Jennings is #1 and Scott Jennings is #2 and the rest of you Scott Jennings can line the fuck up behind us. (Not so fast, British pedophile.)

I have to go to bed now, because I have to get up early tomorrow. Somehow, I have both everything and nothing to do.

Justin Timberlake is awesome.

I am a snowflake.

This is the end of the important blog entry.