Yeah, like I need this.
November 16th, 2006 | by Scott Jennings |I’m having a hard enough time being Scott Jennings, especially since every so often I get an email from some d-bag asking if I’m King of the Dorks. His Majesty and I been going back and forth on the subject of who’s the #1 Scott Jennings on the Internet (he appears to have leaptfrog back into the lead), which wouldn’t be so bad, if he weren’t the fucking King of the Dorks. I mean, come on, like I need this shit.
Well, here’s something else I don’t need: there’s a Scott Jennings out England way who used his Scott Jennings ingenuity to build a hidey-hole underneath a 12 year-old girl’s bed and abuse her at his convenience. No, seriously. Yeah, so, now there’s that.
People, I’m doing my best to be a role model for the Scott Jennings community. We Scott Jenningses were cursed at birth with perspicacious and nimble minds that are predisposed to questionable goals. I’m using my Scott Jennings mind to make the world a better place as best I can — there’s this blog, for instance, and I clearly make people happy everywhere I go. But if I have to share my name with a pedophile and the King of the Dorks (and don’t ask me which is worse), I don’t know what to do.
