Archive for December, 2006
Friday, December 29th, 2006
To Whom It May Concern:
I hereby resign my position at [name of company], effective immediately.
Sincerely,
Scott Jennings
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Thursday, December 21st, 2006
Yesterday was, hands down, the best day of the year. It was the day that the Flavor of the Day at Goodberry's was eggnog. I was there.
Oh, I'm not even kidding. If you need to know my weakness, if you need to know how to bring me to my knees ...
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Monday, December 18th, 2006
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Thursday, December 14th, 2006
Last night, I emceed the White Elephant gift exchange down at the theater. It's one of my favorite traditions — get a shitload of funny people (and a few who are trying really hard) to bring a wrapped gift, and then watch as they make with the unwrapping and the ...
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Monday, December 4th, 2006
I wanted to tell you all first — I've decided not to enroll in law school next fall.
The more I thought about it, the more stressed about it I became, and the more I began to realize that this move wasn't about what I wanted to do with my life ...
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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
Spotted at the Panda Garden in Cole Park Plaza: Mark Jacobson, Toyota of Durham.
He ordered a small wonton soup, an eggroll, a small chicken chow mein, and a small vegetable lo mein. He paid in cash from an impressive wad of bills.
He smelled terrific.
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