Archive for December, 2006

My favorite letter to write.

Friday, December 29th, 2006

To Whom It May Concern: I hereby resign my position at [name of company], effective immediately. Sincerely, Scott Jennings

‘Tis the season.

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Yesterday was, hands down, the best day of the year. It was the day that the Flavor of the Day at Goodberry's was eggnog. I was there. Oh, I'm not even kidding. If you need to know my weakness, if you need to know how to bring me to my knees ...

I’m the fucking Man of the Year.

Monday, December 18th, 2006



Honest fun marred by dickcheese.

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Last night, I emceed the White Elephant gift exchange down at the theater. It's one of my favorite traditions — get a shitload of funny people (and a few who are trying really hard) to bring a wrapped gift, and then watch as they make with the unwrapping and the ...

Where the author makes an important and liberating discovery.

Monday, December 4th, 2006

I wanted to tell you all first — I've decided not to enroll in law school next fall. The more I thought about it, the more stressed about it I became, and the more I began to realize that this move wasn't about what I wanted to do with my life ...

Gawker Stalker, Chapel Hill style.

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006

Spotted at the Panda Garden in Cole Park Plaza: Mark Jacobson, Toyota of Durham. He ordered a small wonton soup, an eggroll, a small chicken chow mein, and a small vegetable lo mein. He paid in cash from an impressive wad of bills. He smelled terrific.