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Archive for January, 2007

Mystery solved.

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

His name is No Hand King.

Oh noes, kitteh danger!

Friday, January 19th, 2007

This will never get old. Upon further review, this is obviously a Photoshop job, and I'm embarrassed to have been snookered. I guess I just wanted it to be true a little too much.

Theatre for the masses.

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Why the holy fuck did I not think of this? Or, I guess I should say: why did I not think of this more constructively than I surely did? Also, headed out to GOUGE last night with Ben and Ross. I hadn't seen their show in several months, and I was ...

Officium perfeci.

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Today is my last day. My work is all wrapped up (for the most part), and now I'm just waiting around, answering dozens of last-minute questions, and filling out the questionnaire for my exit interview in a couple of hours. I'll miss the people, I won't miss the job. On Monday ...

I’m a beautiful man.

Monday, January 8th, 2007

As dedicated and voracious readers of my words and phrases, you've no doubt experienced first-hand my inner beauty. Well, at long last, my substantial outer beauty has been captured for the ages: Lauren was the patient photographeress who gently coaxed this out of me, and we are all in her debt. ...

Please update your records.

Saturday, January 6th, 2007

Effective immediately: my old 2006 catchphrase, "yeah, I know, right?" is deprecated in favor of my new 2007 catchphrase, "what, I'm wrong?" Also, I'll be shooting a Mark Jacobson Toyota commercial in a couple of weeks. No, seriously.

Already batting 1.000.

Monday, January 1st, 2007

This is my only resolution, if you want to call it that: fortune favors the bold. I already shook the shit out of my life this past year, and I'm already on a path I feel good about. From the stroke of midnight, it's about fearlessness. Let Jennings be Jennings. Also, Mark ...