Gas is too cheap again - this traffic sucks. 9 hours ago
LET'S DO THIS! LET'S PUSH OFF LAUNCHING A WEBSITE FOR A WEEK OR SO! 11 hours ago
I might be enjoying these pictures of sad traders that accompany all these news stories a little too much. 12 hours ago
Investment tip: buy stock in companies who make more y-axis. 16 hours ago
LET'S DO THIS! LET'S LAUNCH A FUCKIN' WEBSITE! 16 hours ago
Don't tell @mbmcclenny, but I'm getting a haircut. 2008/10/09
I'm really hoping this afternoon goes smoothly and my boss decides to take tomorrow off. Low order of probability, but fingers crossed hard. 2008/10/09
Thinking about the MERCHANDISING. 2008/10/09
Someone please inform @mbmcclenny that she wins the tweet war because she's better at it than me. 2008/10/08
Someone please tell @mbmcclenny that if I were a vice presidential candidate, I'd embody the spirit and gravitas of Lloyd Bentsen? 2008/10/08
Someone please inform @mbmcclenny that her poorly-named dog has a stupid face to match his stupid name, unlike my sweet cat. 2008/10/08
Someone please remind @mbmcclenny of the full name of her family's dog? Is it, perhaps, Yosemite Sam? 2008/10/08
Someone please tell @mbmcclenny that her names for things are terrible and she shouldn't say them. 2008/10/08
I have complaints of a project management nature. 2008/10/08
The best meetings are the ones where you set your laptop up to a projector, fire up a WebEx, and let someone else do the work. 2008/10/08