Archive for May, 2007
Monday, May 28th, 2007
Fine, dogs are cute, they're loving, they're endearing, but IT NEVER ENDS. If you don't want to deal with a cat, you throw it off the couch and it says, "fine asshole, I didn't want to see you anyway." The dogs don't give you a choice.
This is Daisy. She's a ...
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Sunday, May 27th, 2007
What a DAY!
I ran two and a quarter MILES on a TRAIL in the WOODS!
I rode a SEGWAY!
I drove an ATV!
I saw a whole bunch of COOL SHIT that I can't talk about on the INTERNET!
I cut OAK with a CHAINSAW!
I had a turkey SANDWICH for LUNCH!
I went to WAL-MART!
I ...
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Friday, May 25th, 2007
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
If you're going to be in Macomb, IL, this Saturday, swing by this event, would you? And speak well of me.
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Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
My dear Monica,
Please find enclosed a video containing the last ten seconds of every episode from season 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Contemplate and find comfort here — as hard as the sailing may get, there are always smoother waters ahead, a chance to take a breath and ...
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Friday, May 18th, 2007
I think I would really enjoy it if all my friends posted to their blogs a YouTube (or somesuch) video of a song they're digging at this moment. I mean, you can tell me what you're digging all you want, but unless I can click on a little triangle and ...
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Thursday, May 17th, 2007
You know it breaks my heart to say it, but American Idol is just plain awful this season. (I'm not talking about the lovable sort of awful that endeared me to the show in the first place, this is the unwatchable and boring sort of awful that forces one to ...
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Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
What if lolcats watched Happy Days?
(Oh noes, this hasn't jumped the shark yet. I just did this one first so that no one could take it from me.)
(Also, this video is dedicated to my old friend Dr. Andrew Hutson, who will hate it.)
MOAR MOAR MOAR: plz digg mah vid, i ...
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Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
On a whim, I decided to turn my charcoal room into a charcoal room/green screen studio:
Don't let anyone fool you — chroma keying is a pain in the ass. I'm not especially happy with how this looks, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. I'll try again when ...
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Saturday, May 12th, 2007
I can host my own videos on my own website now! No more bending to the whims of The Man! This is what I used to make it happen, Callie. Super easy.
Yes, this is how I spent my Friday night.
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