But no, really?
June 13th, 2007 | by Scott Jennings |me: i want you to have a mindblowing philosophical conversation with ME now.
Austin: is anyone sane?
me: you already did that one with ryan.
Austin: ok ok
me: he blogged it.
Austin: haha
me: i want my own experience.
Austin: i was going to phone it in
(obviously now)
you’re going to have to wait for it
i don’t just do it on command
i’m not a stripper
me: well, i’m going to wash my tupperware, so you have like three minutes.
Austin: no need to wait
[smile]
Sent at 12:44 PM on Wednesday
me: ok, i’m ready for it now.
Sent at 12:47 PM on Wednesday
me: this is really disappointing.
Sent at 12:49 PM on Wednesday
Austin: even if i came through huge, in the end it would not have been satisfying
it’s like asking for sex
Sent at 12:51 PM on Wednesday
me: i do that all the time. am i doing it wrong?
Austin: yes
very wrong
me: oh shit. now you tell me.
Austin: 1. you didn’t ask
2. it should be common knowledge
come on jennings
me: i ask for that, too.
Austin: ew.
me: i don’t think i’m going to blog this like i originally planned.
Austin: now you have to
me: fuck.
