Archive for June, 2007

Fifteen burgers, shake and fries.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Dear Ben Moser, I see your 8% Of My Love and raise you the Fat Boys rapping about hamburgers and triangular numbers: Add another ten percent for the New York Football Giants, Scott

Bring more water next time.

Sunday, June 10th, 2007

Weekend accomplishments: Went to the outlet mall in Burlington to go clothes shopping, since I haven't bought clothes in the past eighty-five pounds or so. I'd been putting clothes shopping off because I plan to continue losing weight and I'm far too cheap to re-wardrobe twice, but I think people were ...

Be on the lookout for another big fat awkward douchebag.

Friday, June 8th, 2007

I went to Whole Foods (because I'm still sick of all these fucking partial foods) last night to pick up the ingredients for chicken mole, my current culinary obsession. I make a mean mole. Back at the butcher's counter, a lady butcher I'd never seen before came up to me, and ...

This is very important.

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

If I were to make a short ordered list of the most profound human tragedies, it would look something like this: genocide tattoos in the boob region famine That's all for now. UPDATE: Ordering revised by request and consensus.