Undefeated and unfulfilled.
June 28th, 2007 | by Scott Jennings |lauren: i still dont really like facebook
me: nonsense.
lauren: and i only log in to poke you back.
me: HA! I WIN THE POKE WAR! it took three months, BUT I WIN.
lauren: wait. because i acknowledged it?
thats grounds for losing?
me: yep!
sorry!
lauren: who died and made you gov’na of the poke wars?
me: ummm, i don’t think i’m exactly inventing the rules here.
It was a hard fought battle, Lauren, I really thought it would be a war of attrition that would drag on for years and deplete my supplies and natural resources. But I win, I’m the winner, my new poke war technique is unstoppable, it’s Jennings ftw, I am the champions, I am the champions, no time for Laurens, ’cause I am the champions.
…but why do I feel so empty and devastated? I guess I should Wikipedia Pyrrhic victory and find out.
