Archive for August, 2007

Updated: Huge stands for Hugemongous.

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Can Huge take down FIVE different UCBW superstars in a single match to become the #1 contender for the UCBW championship at SummerSlamMania on September 8th? Answer: yes.

New Carrboro at night.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

View of the back alley from the deck. (Click to seriously embiggen.)

Saw this coming the whole way. In the end, don’t care.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Dear [former landlady]: I just want to clarify a few things. I know you're going to keep my full deposit because you're the landlady and you're better at this than I am, but I want to be clear on a few things. - I paid the pet deposit to the original management ...

Home.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Today is the 28th Annual Scott Jennings Day, and, of course, you should celebrate as your family's tradition would dictate. Me, I'm barbecuing with friends on the back deck, and couldn't imagine doing anything else. Thanks for the birthday wishes from across the nation. You all are all right in my ...

Oh noes! Kitteh danger!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

The cats haven't yet adjusted to the new environment particularly well. During the day, they basically hide in my room and come out only to complain to me about their situation. Sure, they have most of their old stuff (like the bed and the television), but the trees are gone ...

I can has situational ironies?

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

From a job listing to which I will not be submitting an application: "Individuals applying for position must has excellent communication skills" I've always wondered what it would be like to work for lolcats.

Get a job, son.

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

Upcoming New York area concerts I would like to attend: 10/16: Regina Spektor (yay!) 10/22 - 10/28: MORRISSEY (zomg) 11/28: Jethro Tull (boo, the Hammerstein concert is already sold out; hooray, I get to go to Jersey again!)

Sometimes you just have to drive over the bridge for an afternoon.

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Gigantic mall! Gigantic movie theater! Target! Parking in parking lots! Driving! Full service gas! NEW JERSEY, baby! Five stars! I'll be back!

Enough local flavor for one night.

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

So, this just happened: Everytime I went outside today, someone was sitting on my car. Like, on it, on the trunk or on the hood or leaning up against it. Now, Calle 109 has a bit of local flavor, by which I'm referring to the cultural tradition of sitting on the ...

No, seriously, my joints!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

The place where I jog is better than the place where you jog. Welcome to Riverside Park. Here's The Riverside Church, with the usual decorative scaffolding: Grant's Tomb is along my route, and I took my day off from jogging (my joints!) to come visit the General and his wife. See, Dave? There ...