It. Never. Ends.
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Goddamn you for finding this, Matt Pack. Don't watch this video. It won't make sense to you.
Archive for October, 2007
Goddamn you for finding this, Matt Pack. Don't watch this video. It won't make sense to you.
Karmic retribution for my senior year of high school.
Monday, October 29th, 2007One of my eight or nine favorite things about my new iPhone is that I finally get to know the joy that comes with owning a cameraphone. I've been taking all sorts of stupid pictures of mediocre quality. I saw Morrissey twice last week. This shot's from Monday, when I tried ...
A message of love.
Sunday, October 21st, 2007Look at what I had waiting for me this morning: Awws. I feel the same way, girls.
Gift certificates, however, are always welcome.
Saturday, October 13th, 2007Dear Weblog readers, I should clarify something about our relationship: I type, and you read. It's a precisely one way street. There are no comments here. This is a monologue, which is from the Greek mono meaning "one," and logue meaning "shutup and listen to me." Please stop sending me strange things ...
This is seriously why I bought an iPhone: to wave Wikipedia in people’s faces.
Thursday, October 11th, 2007Meaghan and I spent last weekend in DC, where we expected the highlight to be the "Monuments By Moonlight" trolley tour. The tour sucked. I know what you're thinking, Internet friends: "how could riding around our nation's capital in a frickin' trolley be anything short of a delightful way to spend ...
You certainly have piqued my curiosity.
Monday, October 1st, 2007If you sent a package from a company called Genentech via UPS to "Scotch Jennings" last week, UPS was unable to deliver it because the apartment number was missing. The only place where my address is published without my apartment number is... FACEBOOK. (dun dun dun!) So, hilarious prankster, I just got ...
