But I love flight attendants.

November 9th, 2007 | by Scott Jennings |

I want to be clear about this: I don’t hate flying. I hate airports, airplanes, security personnel, removing my belt and shoes without so much as a pat on the ass, gate agents, delays, saying the word “LaGuardia,” people who talk on the phone in public when they don’t know what else to do, paying for WiFi in a publically-funded building, the phrase “last and final boarding call,” the government, and ugly people.

This is the first time I’m blogging from the iPhone. I’m sorry that my abject boredom is now in your RSS reader.

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