Archive for April, 2008

This entry is designed to provoke a response from my brother.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I almost forgot! I changed my own air filter in my car! Oh, how proud I was of myself. I could have sworn I had it done at least once along with an oil change, but apparently not — it seemed to be the factory original filter in there. I ...

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For your consideration, a poop story.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

I do a lot of driving, because, as we've established, I love my Meaghan and I love my car, in that order. So I drove down to Durham last Friday, and I drove back to New York on Sunday. It's an eight hour drive in perfect traffic, which is getting ...

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A man to save the day.

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

I'm down in Greensboro for the weekend, visiting Meaghan, as I often do over a given weekend. (I love my Meaghan and I love my car.) Before I came down, she warned me that her A/C wasn't working. I clearly remember her telling me this, but as is often ...

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My new bracket technique is unstoppable.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Yes, fools! Finally, Kansas PAYS! And what a game! What a comeback! ONE SHINING MOTHERFUCKING MOMENT!I'm splitting the cash prize with Eugene, because we ended up tied and I won on the tiebreaker. (I picked 78-70.) On Saturday night, I almost emailed him and asked for a pact where we'd ...

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Why Austin’s not my friend any more.

Monday, April 7th, 2008

me: are you going to be in durham this weekend?Austin: no sirmaybe for memorial dayme: so you're judging ryan's contest remotely.Austin: yesme: now i get it.now i understand.yo lo comprendo.Austin: are you sure?me: absolutely. i'm not dense.Austin: because i'm not going to be in durham this weekendme: roger that.10-4.Austin: i'll be in clevelandme: that makes sense. that's where your house and ...

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I’m gay, and I’m moving to Portland, and I’m going to become a woman, and I’m under arrest.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Watch this while you can, 'cause it's the best I been got in nine years: Also, why can't an April Fools prank on the Web go sixty seconds before getting a comment or reply that says OMG I WASN"T FOOLED ITS APRIL FOOL"S DAY YOU DUMASS? No shit it's April Fools ...

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