Why Austin’s not my friend any more.
April 7th, 2008 | by Scott Jennings |me: are you going to be in durham this weekend?
Austin: no sir
maybe for memorial day
me: so you’re judging ryan’s contest remotely.
Austin: yes
me: now i get it.
now i understand.
yo lo comprendo.
Austin: are you sure?
me: absolutely. i’m not dense.
Austin: because i’m not going to be in durham this weekend
me: roger that.
10-4.
Austin: i’ll be in cleveland
me: that makes sense. that’s where your house and things are.
Austin: yeah, i’m not headed to durham
there’s just no way
me: hey, i believe it.
Austin: yeah, me going to durham, not gonna happen
so, drop it
jesus
me: THIS IS GROWING TIRESOME
Austin: yeah, it is wearing on me too
i’ll probably stay home this weekend
me: i am never talking to you again.
One Response to “Why Austin’s not my friend any more.”
By OatsAustin on Apr 7, 2008 | Reply
I am not predictable