Archive for May, 2008
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
My girlfriend is awesome, she's wonderful, she thinks I'm handsome, but then we go and have exchanges like these:I know I'm not an Abercrombie model or anything, but I don't have the same appeal as Tucker freakin' Carlson, do I?
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Tuesday, May 27th, 2008
VERY DISTURBING DEVELOPMENT: I went to a Jiffy Lube in Durham on Memorial Day for an urgent lube job. (Patronizing the Jiffy Lube is disturbing enough, but KEEP READING.) The J-Team member plugged my personalized license plate into their database, and it returned a record for a 1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse ...
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
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Saturday, May 10th, 2008
Look at that man. That's a handsome man. Look at how much he's enjoying that gorgeous auburn mane. He had never let his hair grow that long, and he's excited about "where it's going." You see that excitement, don't you. It's the excitement of a man who has endless possibilities, ...
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Monday, May 5th, 2008
You know that little thought experiment that's supposed to tell you how bad a person you are? You know, the one that asks: if you had to choose between giving up a loved one's life for ten people you'll never meet on another continent, would you do it? Would you ...
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Thursday, May 1st, 2008
This is why women's sports are completely unwatchable. No, I'm completely serious.A home run happens when you hit the ball into fair territory and round the bases before you're tagged out. If you hit the ball out of the park, you get to round the bases at your leisure. It's ...
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