jennings rampage

Twitter

• It is quite a relief to be living in the Al Franken Decade, at last. 31 mins ago
• CORRECTION: My roommate does not have a third nipple. We regret the error. 18 hours ago
• @DrKaz It was taken down after about 10 minutes, but this is what was up: http://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1097508218 21 hours ago
• @conky @josephstanton Since it's pretty obvious that they abandoned the account on 11/5, I think they're the one who "compromised" it, zing. 21 hours ago
• Was @BarackObama hacked? That last tweet was spamtastic. 21 hours ago
• Lousy Smarch weather. 23 hours ago
• Slumdog Millionaire: A- 2009/01/04
• Just finished doing laundry w/ @mbmcclenny, which is nice because it's the longest possible time until I have to do laundry again. 2009/01/04
• I'm still proud of my Dolphins. See you next year, Coach Sparano. 2009/01/04
• Minus 5 on turnovers and down 17 - that's the Dolphins team I know. 2009/01/04
• C'mon, Dolphins. I want to fall in love again, but I only love WINNERS. 2009/01/04
• @ewhirsh Yep, I'm in the "been there, done that" camp as well. Virginia is a bitch. 2009/01/04
• My roommate has a third nipple. 2009/01/03
• My non-tweeting roommate accuses me of Twitter SLANDER! Well, until he "gets" Twitter, these charges will go unanswered. 2009/01/03
• @ewhirsh Hire a lawyer or appear in person. You'll get it reduced to speeding, if you take traffic class online. Good luck. 2009/01/03