Archive for September, 2008

All you do to me is talk talk.

Monday, September 29th, 2008

As a follow-up on a previous item, this is currently one of the windows in the Start bar at the bottom of my screen on my work laptop: Life is so confusing sometimes.

I have a total non-sexual crush on that woman.

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Channel Changer | The American Prospect She is liberal without apology or embarrassment, bases her authority on a deep comprehension of policy rather than the culture warrior's claim to authenticity, and does it all with a light, even slightly mocking, touch. She proves that liberals can attract viewers on television when ...

Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin-Madison

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

(with great thanks to my old friend Erik Tanouye)

Epic workplace ironic fail.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I needed to look up a coworker's phone number, and then this happened: This has certainly been one of those days.

I need to go ahead and skip to season 7.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Aaron Sorkin Conjures a Meeting of Obama and Bartlet BARTLET Because the idea of American exceptionalism doesn’t extend to Americans being exceptional. If you excelled academically and are able to casually use 690 SAT words then you might as well have the press shoot video of you giving the finger to ...

$120 stupidity tax.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Here's what they don't tell you when you calculate the total cost of ownership of an iPhone: if you're stupid, it'll cost you more. But thanks to the Apple Store's emailed receipts, I have a virtual paper trail of my stupidity. On October 9, 2007, I bought my iPhone, and immediately ...

The parking meter says it better than I can.

Saturday, September 20th, 2008



It’s true, it’s true! We’re so lame!

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Black Comic Introduces McCain She shot a motherfucking moose! Put its head up on the wall and everything. That’s cold, man. That’s like Al Qaeda shit. Post that shit on the Internet as a warning to other moose. (laughter) ’Cause when a girl’s momma shoot a moose, that’s, like, a red flag for ...

The name of the band and the name of the song.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

I am fairly sure that this blurry picture, taken with my iPhone in one hand while holding my Sirius receiver with my other hand while piloting my car at 74 mph, will be amusing only to me. Still, I do not regret my recklessness.

Happy anniversary, baby.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

I sent roses to Meaghan last year in advance of my arrival for Thanksgiving. (Am I not just the sweetest thing?) But I didn't know what to put on the card, so I just put "