jennings rampage

Twitter

• I do not have enough chili powder. I will have to travel to the grocer without further delay beyond this expository tweet. 7 hours ago
• There are no winners today. But I felt the raw power of really smooth music. 8 hours ago
• It's a little late in the day for a hazelnut coffee from the Flavia machine, but life's like that sometimes. 16 hours ago
• @thenickfaber That's what she said. 17 hours ago
• @josephstanton Hey, you pay the fare, you ride the train. Those rats provide a lot of revenue. 18 hours ago
• @thedynamo @thenickfaber @josephstanton Metro is an overgrown children's toy. 18 hours ago
• It is quite a relief to be living in the Al Franken Decade, at last. 18 hours ago
• CORRECTION: My roommate does not have a third nipple. We regret the error. 2009/01/05
• @DrKaz It was taken down after about 10 minutes, but this is what was up: http://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1097508218 2009/01/05
• @conky @josephstanton Since it's pretty obvious that they abandoned the account on 11/5, I think they're the one who "compromised" it, zing. 2009/01/05
• Was @BarackObama hacked? That last tweet was spamtastic. 2009/01/05
• Lousy Smarch weather. 2009/01/05
• Slumdog Millionaire: A- 2009/01/04
• Just finished doing laundry w/ @mbmcclenny, which is nice because it's the longest possible time until I have to do laundry again. 2009/01/04
• I'm still proud of my Dolphins. See you next year, Coach Sparano. 2009/01/04