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Let the bears pay the bear tax.

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

So, I don't know if I've mentioned this, but Meaghan and I are buying a house. We're under contract now and closing is in about six weeks. Now comes the metaphor for an overwhelming amount of paperwork, inspection, appraisal, more paperwork, lawyers, agents, and well-meant meddling. They're keeping me busy, everything ...

A violation of the cardinal rules of blogging.

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I apologize for being such a terrible blogger. I blame Twitter. Occasional supportive nudging from Meaghan and the beach-crashing return of the World's Foremost Blogger Chris Conklin have nudged me out.

That’s not roast beef.

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

View Larger Map I worked here the summer between high school and college, for $4.25 an hour. It was a terrible job, I hated it, and I never worked at any kind of restaurant ever again. There aren't many stories about this place, just disjointed little memories. I still don't understand how ...

I shouldn’t blog while driving.

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

I'm driving to North Carolina right now, which reminds me that I often get the question: how do you handle driving so much? The short answer is: I love driving. The longer answer is: I love driving with my iPhone. These are the apps that keep me sane: Mail and SMS, ...

Happy anniversary, baby.

Sunday, September 14th, 2008

I sent roses to Meaghan last year in advance of my arrival for Thanksgiving. (Am I not just the sweetest thing?) But I didn't know what to put on the card, so I just put "

Vacation photos.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

The Holy Grail of roadtrip fast food: a genuine bona fide KenTacoHut. Can I order from all three menus? Jeff and I on Segways. Meaghan was not impressed with my GOB Bluth impression. FINALLY a movie theater that hates those fucking teenagers as much as I do! And evening tickets were only ...

All I ever wanted.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

View Larger MapHere's the vacation itinerary:Thursday 7/3, 3pm: depart New York via George Washington BridgeFriday 7/4, early AM: arrive Durham, NCFriday 7/4, 10am: depart Durham, NC, with MeaghanFriday 7/4, 7pm: arrive DeFuniak Springs, FL, for a weekend with my brother and sister-in-lawMonday 7/7, 8am: depart DeFuniak Springs, FLMonday 7/7, 5pm: ...

At least we were up 5-0.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

This has been a problem of mine my entire life: I'm quick to opt for the option I'd consider whimsical or romantic, without fully considering it from soup to nuts. And once the going gets just a little hairy, I pull the cord. I guess you could say I have ...

That’s my bride-to-be.

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008



Coney Island photo booth

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008