Archive for the ‘RAMPAGE’ Category

Please feel free to ignore the fat guy telling runners what to do.

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I ran into an old friend of mine at a bar a couple weeks back, and as we were catching up, she told me about her training for a half marathon. I gave props for her determination and hard work, and then started complaining. You've seen these "26.2" stickers, yes? All ...

A concise commentary on social networking.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009



MIAMI DOLPHINS NUMBER ONE

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Miami has the Dolphins The Greatest Football Team We take the ball from goal to goal Like no one's ever seen We're in the air, we're on the ground We're always in control And when you say Miami You're talking Super Bowl 'Cause we're the... Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins Number One. Yes we're the... Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins Number One

Internet Rule #1: You don’t fuck with Clay Aiken.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Most of my free time has been spent building howRDUdoin?, which is why I haven't had so many lols for you here, I'm sorry. This has been an incredible education for me, I feel like I've unlocked the secrets of the Internet, which will make me more popular and a hit ...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

My fiancee reminded me that today is a day for a blog list. Here's one:The health and safety of my little brother, and his lovely wifeMy incredible fiancee, and my new familyMy kittehs, even the pissy oneThe fact that I have one of the seven remaining media jobs in New ...

Worth the drive from anywhere

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

Me and this Lexington Barbecue, we had a moment tonight.

INBOX ZERO

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

This is why I maybe asked you a weird non-sequitor question in the past day or two. GTD FTW.

The one time I’ll kinda defend Sarah Palin.

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Surely by now you've heard all about how the RNC spent $150,000 on wardrobe for Sarah Palin, and surely it seems pretty ridiculous on its face. Yeah, there's hypocrisy, there's tax issues, there's bad associations with the man who did the personal shopping. I don't want to argue that this ...

A fine facility to be proud of.

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

It's about time I get the recognition I deserve.

Fuck Jim Cramer.

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Plenty of people are still freaking out about Jim Cramer wandering over to the Today Show yesterday to put on his Chicken Little costume. "OMFGZ," our inner thoughts IM to each other, "Jimbo wants us to get out of the stock market! That CAN'T BE GOOD! It's a natural part ...