Archive for the ‘RAMPAGE’ Category

At last, I may have found my talent.

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

What an epic bowling match! And I swear, I only used the bumpers a little bit. (My patented "triple bumper bank shot" will not be denied.)

Carrot cake ftw!

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Foreground: birthday cake. Background: wish coming true.

Sorry boys, she’s taken.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

My girl takes her hydrology SERIOUSLY.

Nooo it are my birthday!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Today is the 29th Annual Scott Jennings Day, and as always, you should celebrate as your family's tradition would dictate. Me, I just got home from work, had some Chinese takeout, and I'm treating myself to some cake and ice cream later. What, no craziness? Well, considering how I teetered ...

The moderately obsessive guide to driving too much.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Kinda a work in progress: a map annotated with my notes on how I drive between New York and North Carolina. Probably interesting to no one but me, but if you ever make the drive, boy, what a resource! View Larger Map

Is it time for the modern pentathlon yet?

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Rogge rips the wrong guy Jacques Rogge is so bought, so compromised, the president of the IOC doesn’t have the courage to criticize China for telling a decade of lies to land itself these Olympic Games. All the promises made to get these Games — on Tibet, Darfur, pollution, worker safety, freedom ...

Joe Biden: still terrible.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Thanks to eagle-eyed readers Jason Smith and Smandrew Smutson for this relevant news tip: Nader predicts Obama to pick Clinton “I don’t think he’s that dumb,” said Nader, commenting on widespread speculation that Obama’s choices are down to Sens. Joe Biden or Evan Bayh, or Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine. The smart pick, according ...

Where I join the pundit class.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I want this all over the Internet before I get a txt from my boy Barack telling me I'm wrong: Hillary Clinton will be the vice presidential nominee of the Democratic Party. Seriously. Hillary Rodham Clinton, the lady who ran against Obama in the primary. You remember her, right? Here's the thing: ...

This is the crowning achievement of my life.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Seriously.

Ok, everyone throw in $20.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

The bar tab just got here. Let's just split it like men, all right?